On the tree currently:
"Xmas is over. Happy new year!"
suggested by de-construct.

Thanks for your suggestions.

• dablitz says at 08:34AM / 05.01.07 ...

  set it on fire

• tanten pÃ¥ kiosken says at 11:14AM / 03.01.07 ...

  have kamil dance in front of the tree.

• GrahmSmith says at 05:44PM / 02.01.07 ...

  My wish came through !!! What a great start to the New Year.

• antoinette says at 03:35PM / 29.12.06 ...

  in the ancient time, people hanged red apples on the trees, to simbolize that they gave up their sins, they put them there, on the tree, far from them, to be able to wait the baby jesus, with a clean heart. is it beautiful, if we also would try to clean our heart from any kind of rage to receive our brothers and sisters and have some peace in this world?

• d says at 10:51PM / 28.12.06 ...

  a red, shiny apple ... red = xmas, red looks great with green and white

• roberto says at 01:26PM / 28.12.06 ...

  enjoy !

• alex says at 05:27PM / 26.12.06 ...

  perhaps further trees and further... 1.618

• i want some says at 05:43AM / 25.12.06 ...

  Get some pamela anderson on there

• Laca says at 09:50PM / 24.12.06 ...

  I mean tea bags ;)

• Laca says at 09:45PM / 24.12.06 ...

  Hang some tea filters on it :)

• victor el vanerestve says at 08:10PM / 24.12.06 ...

  yemann! or put some xmas present bill on it...

• metony says at 08:00PM / 24.12.06 ...

  óó,cover vith paprikas! or,for the bottom :pizza-boxes!

• Mr C. says at 12:44PM / 23.12.06 ...

  Cover it with Wunderbaum trees!

• tanya Harding says at 01:31AM / 22.12.06 ...

  Uhm... it needs to look a bit cozier. Can you find a cat—just some piece of bunched up fur would do—for underneath or near the tree? lol

• James Stone says at 03:24PM / 21.12.06 ...

  Please can you put Fred on the top of the tree

• david king says at 01:58PM / 21.12.06 ...

  silver baubles?

• stuart says at 11:22AM / 21.12.06 ...

  knickers. pants. tights. bras. boxers. any other assorted undergarmentry. clean. soiled. whatever.

• Rafe says at 07:27PM / 20.12.06 ...

  Put M&Ms or Skittles on it

• Rufus says at 11:42AM / 20.12.06 ...

  It needs snow! From a can!

• money maker says at 11:56PM / 19.12.06 ...

  put money on the tree

• sara says at 10:20PM / 19.12.06 ...

  put all your awards on the tree

• sam says at 04:22PM / 19.12.06 ...

  hang the tree from the celling

• tony says at 03:07PM / 19.12.06 ...

  bum fluff

• Pietro says at 01:22PM / 19.12.06 ...

  Do some eBay-like tree

• Bryan's fan club says at 02:35AM / 19.12.06 ...

  we want to see Bryan's photo on the tree!

• Katy, Andrea, Danielle and Liana. says at 02:33AM / 19.12.06 ...

  put handbags on the tree.

• Daz says at 02:28AM / 19.12.06 ...

  woolly hat, sunglasses, scarf, gloves and boots.

• Jack-the-lad says at 02:26AM / 19.12.06 ...

  fresh spaghetti on the tree!

• BritAngel says at 02:21AM / 19.12.06 ...

  put multi-colured candy canes on the tree!

• etherbrian says at 04:52PM / 18.12.06 ...

  dust bunnies

• etherbrian says at 04:52PM / 18.12.06 ...

  drink umbrellas

• etherbrian says at 04:50PM / 18.12.06 ...

  inflated surgical gloves

• etherbrian says at 04:50PM / 18.12.06 ...

  Wint-O-Green Lifesavers

• etherbrian says at 04:50PM / 18.12.06 ...

  playing cards (only the kings, queens, jacks, and aces, of course!)

• etherbrian says at 04:49PM / 18.12.06 ...

  X-Acto blades (attached via uncoiled paper clips)

• etherbrian says at 04:49PM / 18.12.06 ...

  tiny white-powdered donuts

• Jim says at 03:29PM / 17.12.06 ...

  paint the tree with white and decorate with a pair of nike air force 1?

• k says at 03:24PM / 17.12.06 ...

  add food

• GreatDEVIL says at 06:59PM / 16.12.06 ...

  colourful paper plane >>>>>>>>>>>

• Osi says at 08:11AM / 16.12.06 ...

  Q viva zapata!

• philipbulley says at 07:34AM / 16.12.06 ...

  some lights so i can se it at night like now when icome in a bit pissed and start looking at random websits when i should really bein sleep in my bed :)) ha.

• Mokimoki says at 04:50AM / 16.12.06 ...

  hang some german sausages!

• GrahamS says at 05:39PM / 15.12.06 ...

  Can you cover it in snow? Just to make it look a bit more festive.

• rich says at 04:49PM / 15.12.06 ...

  destroy christmas

• Vilking says at 11:53AM / 15.12.06 ...

  Hang it upside-down from the ceiling

• matthew says at 11:48AM / 15.12.06 ...

  deep fry it

• Daniel says at 11:47AM / 15.12.06 ...

  photos of remote-controlled exploding glas bowls photographed with a hi-speed camera, or better still, 3d models of them in the process of de-construction.

• Vilking says at 11:40AM / 15.12.06 ...

  How about a dress? Geddit?

• pearcey says at 11:17AM / 15.12.06 ...

  nah, stick Alex on top, he's a bit of a fairy ;) or dan.

• Gravy says at 10:33AM / 15.12.06 ...

  Stick a go-cart on top.... with love from gravy ;-) x

• Treemaster says at 10:11AM / 15.12.06 ...

  Get some lights on that tree - it looks dead!

• Leigh says at 10:40PM / 14.12.06 ...

  WE LOVE DE-CONSTRUCT!

• jennifer says at 07:36PM / 14.12.06 ...

  plastic easter eggs

• Charlotte says at 05:19PM / 14.12.06 ...

  put everyone at de-construct in front of it for a while

• Garry says at 04:06PM / 14.12.06 ...

  Make the tree hold a Nintendo Wii remote, then place a broken Window / Plasma TV / Mirror next to it. Take a picture, then submit it to www.wiihaveaproblem.com

• Barry McGuigan says at 03:16PM / 14.12.06 ...

  Porn, a couple of cans of Stella and some papier mache

• P.Williams, Wiesbaden says at 03:08PM / 14.12.06 ...

  Herr Scheiner -- bist du es? I havent heard from you since you went for an tranny op in Geneva. Word has it you are off to India -- for another operation, nein? Greetings to your husband.

• LM Houston says at 02:31PM / 14.12.06 ...

  Stetson, boots and Wrangler jeans - for a real Texan tree!

• Daryn says at 02:31PM / 14.12.06 ...

  Spray paint parts of the tree red

• Amy D says at 02:30PM / 14.12.06 ...

  Your VHS tape inspired tree rivals the sadness of the Charlie Brown XMAS tree. Like the mobile phone suggestion! Add all your cash before the lights go out though ;=)

• Dude says at 02:29PM / 14.12.06 ...

  its a tree......

• Tom Kershaw says at 02:28PM / 14.12.06 ...

  Breaking that old tape was fun!

• Ms. M says at 02:27PM / 14.12.06 ...

  your Christmas tree looks soooo sad! LOL

• BigHair says at 02:25PM / 14.12.06 ...

  Put Miss Stunkle von Truffs on the tree. Make her tell us in Latin all about "P.Williams from Wiesbaden" and his sordid escapdes...

• Hoff says at 02:25PM / 14.12.06 ...

  Can you all hang your mobile phones ont the tree and then ring them after turning the lights off...

• Gerard says at 01:31PM / 14.12.06 ...

  Create a full spectrum action scene. Get together all the little action figures you can find, then place them around the tree in a christmas tree battle scene.

• Green says at 12:25PM / 14.12.06 ...

  can we have a fairy on top?

• Evil Rat says at 06:46AM / 14.12.06 ...

  KIT KAT!! have a break have a kit kat

• Darren says at 11:44PM / 13.12.06 ...

  tree good, me bad

• bobocel says at 09:32PM / 13.12.06 ...

  Hang your iPods there. >:)

• brian says at 08:22PM / 13.12.06 ...

  cover your buttox with hightops!

• Yannick Gregoire says at 07:16PM / 13.12.06 ...

  hang it on the ceiling

• fred says at 07:02PM / 13.12.06 ...

  it needs some nudity!

• BUCKY says at 06:24PM / 13.12.06 ...

  RABBITS WITH AK-47S

• Ian Kemp says at 06:16PM / 13.12.06 ...

  Leave some "brownies" out for santa and put some antlers on it with a flashing red light on the front it so maybe when santa comes down he will mistake it for rudolph and take it away.

• Mark says at 06:01PM / 13.12.06 ...

  Spray paint pink snow on it.

• What ever says at 04:59PM / 13.12.06 ...

  put all awards in front of it!!

• Dr Quimball says at 04:57PM / 13.12.06 ...

  An old VHS tape and unravel it all over the tree.

• Sparky says at 04:52PM / 13.12.06 ...

  Pour a tin of white paint over it. Then get naked and roll around in the paint. Then press yourselves against a dark wall.

• cyber santa says at 04:47PM / 13.12.06 ...

  glow in the dark stuff

• nut cracker says at 04:46PM / 13.12.06 ...

  hypodermic needles

• Darryl in Boston says at 04:42PM / 13.12.06 ...

  ...hang the team and make cool pictures

• Darryl in Boston says at 04:39PM / 13.12.06 ...

  Hang cool pictures of the team!

• system.response says at 04:34PM / 13.12.06 ...

  Swear Filter Test: PASSED

• Sweary says at 04:32PM / 13.12.06 ...

  Swear Filter Test.... Cunt

• Douglas says at 04:31PM / 13.12.06 ...

  Get a better tree

• iain says at 04:28PM / 13.12.06 ...

  how about a massive chicken that does really cool stuff when you type into the box ;-)

• Alexis (the real one) says at 04:26PM / 13.12.06 ...

  baubles with pictures of everyone at de-construct on each one and de-conite of the month can be the fairy...

• xxx says at 04:20PM / 13.12.06 ...

  Bring out the gimp... ...come on Dan....

• Alexis says at 04:14PM / 13.12.06 ...

  Put deconstruct hotties behind Xmas tree for next picture ! then finally your tree should look good... hopefully...

• Mr Toplis says at 04:12PM / 13.12.06 ...

  Does Ms Morris want to put a working girl on the tree? I'll vote for that!!

• sophie says at 04:11PM / 13.12.06 ...

  Give it a Brazilian and then put lights on it, saves sweeping up needles!

• Amy says at 04:11PM / 13.12.06 ...

  It needs some lights and colour??

• Ms Morris says at 04:09PM / 13.12.06 ...

  i'm thinking it looks a little sad. where's your christmas spirit; are there no girls working with you?

• helmut schiner, Wiesbaden says at 04:00PM / 13.12.06 ...

  P. Williams from Wiesbaden, is that really you? Do you remember me from Miss Stunkle von Truffs latin class. I'd like to see you bent over that christmas tree... oh the memories

• d-pop says at 03:59PM / 13.12.06 ...

  you guys rock! always a pleasure to be around. pop'n'lock you don't stop.

• anon says at 03:55PM / 13.12.06 ...

  Zoltan's pork sausage in between two baps

• tom kershaw says at 03:55PM / 13.12.06 ...

  crucify tom kershaw on it, upside down

• tom kershaw says at 03:55PM / 13.12.06 ...

  crucify tom kershaw on it, upside down

• barry barrington says at 03:55PM / 13.12.06 ...

  i'd like to see it trimmed on the sides, but keep long down the back...

• shane says at 03:54PM / 13.12.06 ...

  some onedotzero dvds or books for xmas available from http://www.onedotzero.com/shop.php. great good looking tree gifts! ha! ha! happy holidays!

• captain birdseye says at 03:54PM / 13.12.06 ...

  put dan douglas on the tip

• darrell says at 03:54PM / 13.12.06 ...

  Put some presents under it.

• Alex L says at 03:54PM / 13.12.06 ...

  Any copies of club international or razzle (preferrably from the 1970's) that are lying around the office. I've got one if you need it.

• Nick D says at 03:53PM / 13.12.06 ...

  Id fix that plug socket before you do anything!

• john says at 03:34PM / 13.12.06 ...

  dirty underwear

• Cookie says at 03:30PM / 13.12.06 ...

  Beer cans - perferably Super T, Kestrel Super or Special Brew. And a small pile of vomit below where you'd put the presents

• patrik says at 03:28PM / 13.12.06 ...

  I wanna see the Hyper Island intern on the tree!

• me again says at 02:35PM / 13.12.06 ...

  put the webcam on the tree

• me says at 02:33PM / 13.12.06 ...

  how about some lights?

• P.Williams, Wiesbaden says at 01:05PM / 13.12.06 ...

  Please put Dan on top of the tree -- surely he has to be good at something. Perhaps perching on top of Xmas trees?

• Harish Mohan says at 01:02PM / 13.12.06 ...

  Include a card reading "we are alive!"

• BigHair says at 01:01PM / 13.12.06 ...

  A sign saying "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaa... e toe....." perhaps?

• James Davie says at 10:06AM / 13.12.06 ...

  bears. many many bears. christmas bears. festive bears. elf bears. bare bears.

• Tom Tribe says at 09:40AM / 13.12.06 ...

  How about some Spagetti? Attractive and moreish.

• Virgil says at 10:37PM / 12.12.06 ...

  All you need is an eighteen pack of beer and some lights. The box can cut and made into a star for the top and empty cans make nice ornaments. Emptying them is the fun part.

• seddo says at 06:44PM / 12.12.06 ...

  Turn it upside down.

• Red says at 05:02PM / 12.12.06 ...

  Some kinder eggs...then you can use it as a rudimentary advent calendar.

• Tom Kershaw says at 03:58PM / 12.12.06 ...

  Rory's what?

• Aunty unattested(Posiible relative of Mrs Unknown) says at 03:30PM / 12.12.06 ...

  Hang Rory's buzz lightyear off the centre stalk

• Garry says at 02:48PM / 12.12.06 ...

  I would like you to put some Biggles Style flying goggles on the tree.

• Tom Kershaw says at 02:18PM / 12.12.06 ...

  The viking helmet was too heavy for our tree, its head almost fell off when we tried it. We settled for a baseball cap :)

• bot says at 06:50AM / 12.12.06 ...

  jacket & hat, please. he looks cold...

• Fuzzeepimp says at 01:17AM / 12.12.06 ...

  Decorate the tree with old AOL discs.

• mitch says at 10:52PM / 11.12.06 ...

  glittery hairspray, and then a string of little powdery donuts. in case you get hungry.

• kiley says at 08:49PM / 11.12.06 ...

  oh what a lovely tree it is indeed. I wish I could have such a nice tree, but my mummy and daddy can't afford it, so I have to go to your site and have a look at it.... thanks merry xmas

• mustamusta says at 08:47PM / 11.12.06 ...

  move it to the right

• pinguino says at 07:20PM / 11.12.06 ...

  hang mini powdered donuts on it. maybe sprinkles for festivity?

• Christian says at 06:48PM / 11.12.06 ...

  Spray it with fluorescent "black light reactive" silly string and string it with lights with black-light bulbs. Happy Trippy Xmas, Yo!

• chippy says at 05:49PM / 11.12.06 ...

  Batter the tree and deep fry it

• Goncalo says at 05:25PM / 11.12.06 ...

  Some dollar bills

• itsandyw says at 05:13PM / 11.12.06 ...

  pine tree air-fresheners

• Mrs Unknown (Possible relative of Miss anonymous) says at 03:18PM / 11.12.06 ...

  Put CDs on the ends of the stalks... so they sparkle

• Santa says at 01:34PM / 11.12.06 ...

  Fairy lights!

• Marcus says at 12:41PM / 11.12.06 ...

  in the top of tree, put a condom :)

• stoo says at 09:49AM / 11.12.06 ...

  I too would like to see banana skins applied... you just can't beat a good banana skin for comic effect! ;-)

• erno katerman says at 09:12AM / 11.12.06 ...

  small christmas trees

• poekie says at 11:50AM / 10.12.06 ...

  doowop-wop wop

• slee says at 01:55AM / 10.12.06 ...

  trim with 200 hanging fake poos.

• TheGreatDevil says at 07:36PM / 09.12.06 ...

  Coloured WATERBOMB! Instruction: 1. Mix few colors with tons of water, 2. Fill the coloured water into the ballons, 3. Hang it on the christmas tree, 4. Throw it at each other when your are sick of the deco! Ops, make love not war :)

• victor sarmento says at 06:13PM / 09.12.06 ...

  the PSP (pink)

• Max says at 02:31PM / 09.12.06 ...

  a black hat.

• aiko says at 10:31AM / 09.12.06 ...

  a television

• Mr. 3Stripes says at 09:26AM / 09.12.06 ...

  adidas clients

• Binman says at 09:24AM / 09.12.06 ...

  A bin liner

• Jimmy says at 10:23PM / 08.12.06 ...

  hi, there. It's cool!

• Brain says at 09:30PM / 08.12.06 ...

  Dildos instead of candles.

• brit says at 06:11PM / 08.12.06 ...

  elves on the shelves.

• Miss anonymous says at 05:31PM / 08.12.06 ...

  Toilet paper it

• steve says at 04:29PM / 08.12.06 ...

  Oi Kershaw no!!!

• Andy B says at 03:17PM / 08.12.06 ...

  Matthew Knight. Perched on the top. In a fairy costume.

• marc shelkin says at 03:16PM / 08.12.06 ...

  fake tan

• Giles says at 03:13PM / 08.12.06 ...

  Yorkshire puddings

• sabina says at 03:08PM / 08.12.06 ...

  jaffa cakes.....let's see how long it takes for them to disappear!!!

• pedro says at 03:02PM / 08.12.06 ...

  Paint it blue.... alllll blue

• AIM says at 03:02PM / 08.12.06 ...

  Can we have a picture of kevo on the top as the christmas fairy...?

• Lolly says at 02:52PM / 08.12.06 ...

  a scarf and a carrot

• Bob says at 02:52PM / 08.12.06 ...

  Nice shoes.

• jamie says at 02:50PM / 08.12.06 ...

  can you stick an empty banana skin right on the top of it? please?

• Glenn says at 02:23PM / 08.12.06 ...

  Give it some more "pop"!

• Dave says at 02:14PM / 08.12.06 ...

  Hide a ninja in it!

• Garry says at 02:06PM / 08.12.06 ...

  I would like you to put a hat on the tree. Preferably a bobble hat.

• Joel says at 01:49PM / 08.12.06 ...

  Move it slightly to the right

• Tom Kershaw says at 01:47PM / 08.12.06 ...

  Put Steve Lawson on it!

• Alex Griffin says at 01:36PM / 08.12.06 ...

  post it notes

• kevo says at 01:35PM / 08.12.06 ...

  dangle jakes adidas shoes on it

• Fabio says at 01:34PM / 08.12.06 ...

  Hoff as the angel

• Brandon says at 01:30PM / 08.12.06 ...

  I want to see more HOFF.

• Tom says at 01:08PM / 08.12.06 ...

  Put presents underneath it.

• Jon says at 01:07PM / 08.12.06 ...

  Buy a load of cheap nano's or shuffels and let clients take one when they come in for meetings

• Gemma says at 12:52PM / 08.12.06 ...

  Dress it in an Aussie Cricket Shirt

• Ade says at 12:46PM / 08.12.06 ...

  Guns. Lots of guns.

• mike says at 10:27AM / 08.12.06 ...

  get some light's on it!

• matthew says at 06:24PM / 06.12.06 ...

  sit tom k on top of it